Mildly Athletic, Deeply Delusional

Welcome to the club. No tryouts. No rankings. Just wildly misplaced confidence and a paddle that’s been through some things.

The Mildly Athletic, Deeply Delusional hat is for the player who shows up with tournament-level intensity and rec league-level consistency. You're not great, but you're fully committed—and honestly, that’s terrifying in the best way.

Wear it proudly. Unapologetically. Delusionally.

Why you’ll love it:

• Low-profile dad hat with high-level attitude
• 100% cotton twill = breathable and built for emotional sweat
• Adjustable strap for a snug fit (even when your game isn’t)
• Unstructured fit that’s just as laid-back as your defense
• Made-to-order = no waste, just big energy

You might not win the match, but you’ll definitely win the mental game—because confidence is half the battle (and the other half is calling balls out that were probably in).