Because saying “I hate pickleball” is obviously the biggest lie you’ve ever told.
Sure, you say you hate it. The missed serves. The paddle throws. The emotional damage from losing to your nemesis who “doesn’t even try.”
But let’s be honest—you’ll be back on the court tomorrow, talking trash, chasing dinks, and pretending like you're so over it (you’re not).
The I Hate Pickleball Tee (Just Kidding) tee delivers peak sarcasm and serious comfort. Whether you're crushing drives or cracking jokes, it's soft, flattering, and guaranteed to get a few double takes.
Why you’ll love it:
Soft AF cotton that feels like your favorite worn-in tee
Unisex fit that works on and off the court
Pre-shrunk so it won’t bail after one wash
Lightweight, breathable, and made for movement
Made-to-order just for you = less waste, more wins
Your new go-to for matches, margaritas, and messing with strangers.
